To be completely honest and straightforward, I do not like men in their $300 overwhelmingly embellished – golden embroidery designer jeans. Yes, I was inspired by that one Dockers‘ commercial for Kohls playing around and about on Wild 94.9.
Oh, you boys and your loud flashy jeans. It has the letters: TEE – AYE – CEE – KAY – WHY!?! – embroidered in extra large, bold Rockwell font all over it. How attractively cheesy, isn’t it?
If the bf had these jeans:
A.) I would be too embarrassed to be seen walking, hand in hand with him
B.) There would be no such thing as mybfcloset.com, since his closet is no good, as his style and taste is questionable
C.) Our relationship would definitely be pending. Just kidding.
As a matter of fact, I don’t even like girls wearing embellished – golden embroidery designer jeans. It draws too much attention to your booty – you Apple Bottoms you. However, the ladies pull it off much better, because of our natural complexity – it kinda fits us. But then again, it’s still tacky to me, because it’s trying too hard to call for attention and status.
Heard of that quote: Less is more. Well, boys and girls – apply that when you assemble your outfit. Why? Because overwhelmingly embellished golden embroidery is too complicated and too intricate for a timeless taste, therefore may appear tacky after that season is over. Think timeless rather than trendy. But then again, everyone is different.
So boys – just don’t. Leave the fashion complexity level up to the women.
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Jessica
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Great article Jessica. As much as I don’t comment I do read the articles here at MY BF CLOSET. I actually wanted to tap into this topic but you beat me to it. I might do it anyways since it’s starting to annoy me like my “club uniform” piece on my blog.
I think what happens is most of the guys go to saks fifth outlet in great mall and get these denim for cheap. Then after they go to the club pretend to be ballers and act like a douche to every chick. The louder the denim the worst they get (check your statistic analysis ladies and you know I’m right). This means guys that wear Antik Denim and True Religion in the club should be a sign for “RUN-AWAY”. Unfortunately guys who are built like Arnold (governator) can only fit on TRUE RELIGION so I guess I’ll give them that.
Best way to do it is to get a pair of APC ($150) but if you’re on that recession tip then get yourself a pair of Levi’s Unwashed Raw Denim ($32.00 or sometimes cheaper) then get it altered to fit to your liking ($40 to $60).
Mark Chua added these pithy words on
Sep 18 09 at
8:15 pm
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